Monthly Archives: January 2008

January 23, 2008

Tap Dancing Freak Parade, Search Term Rundown, and My Doppleganger

Last Wednesday was my very first tap dance class ever. I’m turning over a new leaf. It’s time to step outside of my cozy comfort zone. And this class is sure to do just that. The room is small for … Continue reading →

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Tagged as call girls, Cosby sweater, crotch, Doppleganger, fat girls wrestle, freakshow, myspace, parakeets, Scientology, search terms, tap dance, Windex poisoning

January 15, 2008

Gravy, Speed Datin’, and an Asian Girl with an Eye Patch

So. Sunday was Gravy Day and I think it was perfect because I was busy doing nothing but recovering from Friday and Saturday nights. We all were. Angela was in the kitchen in an apron by the time I reached … Continue reading →

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Tagged as America's Next Top Model, Dance Dance Revolution, eye patch, Gravy, Guitar Hero, internet dating, nose, sexy, speed dating, the Mission, white water rafting, wine

January 12, 2008

R.I.P. Eddie “Bozo” Miller, It’s All Gravy, and the Tenderloin Revisited

I like to troll the obits sometimes for interesting stories. I’m not really all that morbid—I just think sometimes they can be very interesting. A couple of weeks ago there was a picture of a man with an eye patch … Continue reading →

Teeny Weenies, the Heart of a Warrior and Getting Foked!

New Year’s Day was Oshogatsu, a freakin’ delicious but labor intensive day of sushi-making and consuming. The fear in the hearts of sweet little old Japanese grandmothers everywhere is that this traditional will soon be lost. No one knows how … Continue reading →

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Tagged as Destrucity, foke, oshogatsu, star wars, sushi, Ultimate Warrior, warrior, Weenies, wrestling, WWF